Alright team, this year we're going to have a heck of a season. We're gonna be playing old time softball. We'll hit, we'll catch, and gosh darn it, we're gonna have fun.
I know I'm new to the team, but this is a new season, a new team. This is the Tria Architecture Softballers!
We may not win, but we'll have more fun than the rest of those panty waste teams.
As coach, my guiding principles for the team are as follows.
1. Our number one goal is to have fun. Let's be realistic. Winning is fun but we aren't gonna win every game. We are going to make mistakes. We just aren't the most talented team in the league. But we all know how to play and we all know how to have fun. If we are losing, we're gonna have fun anyway. Life could be worse.
2. Playing time is divided up as evenly as possible. Everybody is treated fair. If you show up, you play. If you sit out some of the game one day, you won't be sitting out the next. If I screw this up, you make sure I hear about it.
3. You show up if you say you will. We need enough guys to field a team. You're on this team because we want and need you. If you're not going to be able to make it, tell us early so we can fill in your spot. No Forefits this Season!!
4. We go out after the games. You're already out of the house tonight. Don't wuss out after a tough game. Champs is a short ride away and you aren't going to get a lot more opportunities to hang out with your buds. We might even get Basha to tell tales of dating a stripper. Live life now. Go home to sleep and watch tv when you're old!
That's it. Check back here often for important team messages.
Now let's get out there next game and kick arse.